Chances are, you already have all the marks of a loyal Clothespinist! You already know that your political standpoints are correct. (Step one complete!) The issue are those pesky "facts" people keep using to try and discredit your truth! The truth! That's where the Clothespinism solution comes in. You already know everyone else is wrong, why do you have to keep seeing and hearing them all the time? That's spreading false information! So grab some clothespins, put them over your eyes and ears, and rid yourself of that misinformation. No need to see what's in front of you, when you know what you see in your head is the way the world is. As for everyone else? They're just crazy. And wrong.

A strong political party would be incomplete without a leader. Clothespinists have one in (man). (man) knows only one truth: that you are right. You are always right. No need to shout it online anymore. (man) understands. Standing with (man) is like standing for yourself. When you follow (man) you endorse and verify your own opinions. (man) is for Clothespinism. And Clothespinism is for you.